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On Saturday, December 15, FCF Wrestling holds their last card of the year for 2012 … just in time before we find out if the world actually ends on December 21, as many seem to believe.

However the doomsday chips may fall on December 21, at DOMination 7 on December 15, good ol’ StarBuck will once again step into the ring to do battle with gender bending fan favorite Jessica Love.  I have faced Jessica twice in the past, once in October 2010 in Helsinki and last in March of this year in Porvoo, and both times I have beaten the tranny decisively with my spike piledriver.  However, just as legendary wrestling manager Jim Cornette would say, Jessica “keeps popping up like a pimple on prom night.”  No matter how concisely I prove that my alternative lifestyle-toting opponent can’t get the job done against me, “it” just keeps coming back for more and more abuse.

Jessica Love gets whacked good and proper in 2010

Jessica should take a look at how I dominated in my ECW-style match a week ago in Copenhagen, bringing home the win once again, just to refresh “its” memory, as to how dangerous this veteran of the ring wars can truly be.  At DOMination 7 on December 15 in Helsinki at DOM Discotheque, in my book it’s the third strike for Jessica Love, after which “it” may seek glory on a level below that of “The Lord and Master of FCF”.

Jessica Love is one piledriver away from a broken neck, and if “it” wants to play with fire, “it” will get burned.

DOMination 7
15.12.12 @ 19:00
DOM Discotheque Helsinki
Fredrikinkatu 42, Helsinki
Tix at the door 12e, tix in advance 10e (+ door charge)

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