Celebrating 20 years in wrestling

Posted: November 17, 2014 in Entertainment, Professional Wrestling
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This past Saturday night in downtown Helsinki at Sokos Hotel Presidentti, my homebase promotion FCF Wrestling celebrated my 20 years in the grappling game with a special Roast of StarBuck.  This roast was the first of its kind ever to be held at a Nordic wrestling event, and several folks showed up to grill me that evening.  My uncle Lasse arrived from Oulu for the occasion.  Former FCF General Manager and famed media personality Wilma Schlizewski came up from Tallinn for the event.  Multi-time amateur wrestling champion Jouni “Easyrider” Mörsky, my first assistant coach dating back to 2003, came in for the show.  NRJ radio DJ Renne Korppila joined the list of roasters also, as did FCF’s Valentine and my Eurosport co-host Robert Holmström.  Photographer extraordinaire Marko Simonen took these following photos from the event:

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I feared a lot worse than I got at the roast, to be honest.  I thought I was going to get literally dragged through the mud by every single roaster, but my both my uncle and Mörsky let me off easy.  Those were the only breaks I got, as once the rest of the roasters got busy, I got the royal pasting treatment.  I have to admit, some of their sarcasm, satire and jokes had me rolling around in laughter.  I mean, what else could I do?  Hide my head under my seat?  Nah, I took it in good sporting fashion, remembering that there is often some truth sprinkled in between the insults.

My wife Diana even entered the ring after I thought the whole affair was finished and done, wanting to surprise me with a sexy lapdance and a trophy for my 20 year milestone, but wrestler Ricky Vendetta chose to ruin that moment.  Diana had blindfolded me for the dance that she was performing, so that I could only feel what she was doing.  At a certain point, I realized that not all was well and I felt an entirely different pair of hands – and rougher, larger hands at that – making contact with me.  I ripped my blindfold off and saw Vendetta mocking my wife’s mannerisms, as he ripped the trophy from my hands and tried to whack me with it.  I moved out of the way in the nick of time, and then I tore into Vendetta with a vengeance for soiling my milestone moment.

That said, the next time Vendetta and I meet in the ring, I want it to be a submission match.  In my eyes, that would only be fitting.  I have long since promised to make Ricky Vendetta tap out, and that hasn’t occurred yet.  Now I’m going to make good on it, and I’m lobbying with current FCF GM Tuho Torvinen to sign the submission-only match for February 7, 2015 at Talvisota IX at the old Helsinki Sports Hall.

My wife Diana gave me her own award for my 20 years in wrestling

My wife Diana gave me her own award for my 20 years in wrestling

The good news surrounding my 20 year milestone in pro wrestling received a very good amount of mainstream media attention in Finland, as Radio NRJ, Radio Rock and MTV3 all gave me a healthy amount of coverage over the past week, culminating today with a Good Morning Finland (Huomenta Suomi) appearance on television before about one million viewers.  The link to my morning show interview can be seen here: http://www.katsomo.fi/?progId=413411




  1. chris says:

    All the best from sweden you crazy sumbitch. That star looks great! STARbuck.

  2. Jani Kollo says:

    Was the roast filmed on video?

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