After a very fruitful weekend of wrestling, I am feeling better than ever right now!
It was just this past Saturday night on May 26 in Helsinki at Gloria cultural arena where I faced the feisty and ambitious challenge of a man nearly half my age in Mikko Maestro. And not only did I face him and defend my FCF Wrestling championship title, I defeated my challenger in nearly 26 hard-fought minutes at FCF Wrestling‘s Wrestling Show Live! Omega event. Some may question the way I won, but the bottom line is that I won.
Maestro was full of piss and vinegar. He had prepared long and hard. He’d gotten himself into prime ring shape. He’d gotten his head in gear. But still, after all was said and done, he couldn’t unseat the reigning champion, and therefore, you’re still looking at him! And not only did I beat Mikko Maestro, I also took the liberty of firing his audacious ass after he immediately demanded a rematch following my win, considering that I am the FCF General Manager at this time. You simply don’t cross the boss, and Mikko Maestro should have honestly known better. And before the match ever took place, I told him this was his one and only shot… and it would be the shot that was going to miss.
Then on Sunday, May 27, I faced the challenge of my old rival Stark Adder at the Power Expo in the city of Lahti, Finland. Adder had won a 12-man battle royal match earlier at the Power Expo that day to qualify as the challenger for my Valhalla Nordic wrestling championship and I was more than happy to face him again. Truth be told, Adder and I always have hard, quality matches that can go either way. It’s like a flip the coin, heads or tails. This time, Adder ate a superkick in the ring corner that rocked his world to the core and allowed me to capitalize on the fact that he wasn’t all there anymore for the rest of the bout. In the end, I put him away with a sleeper hold that I held onto like a pitbull, refusing to let go. After a valiant struggle, Adder’s lights went out. No one would have believed the match would finish on that note, but dammit all, when a veteran applies a sleeper, it’s not some useless, throw-away hold like it’s become for so many young pups these days. Kids, you have got to master your craft and learn to apply your holds correctly, and that said, this sleeper was a finisher!
Right now, I simply can’t see anyone on the horizon who has what it takes to wrestle away my championship titles from me. Like fine wine, I just keep getting better with age. Next up, Germany in mid-June!
(Photos by Marko Simonen)