What a bloodbath this past weekend in Stockholm, Sweden! STHLM Wrestling’s resident bad boy Ken Malmsteen and I had a vicious Last Man Standing match on Saturday night, in front of about 350 rabid fans at an event dubbed There Will Be Blood III.
Looking to crack Malmsteen in the head but good! (photo: Noomie Hector)
Malmsteen is the clear favorite of STHLM Wrestling’s vice-president Anita, who conned a wrestler named TNT out of the STHLM Wrestling championship in a major swerve prior to my Last Man Standing match. Malmsteen interfered in a title bout between TNT and his adversary Hardcore Hampus, the details of which were lost on me, but in the end, Malmsteen ended up with the title as new champ without even being involved as a competitor in the match. It was obvious to me that Anita had stacked the deck and that I should be prepared for anything as my match with Malmsteen went on as the main event of the card.
Malmsteen chokes me on the ropes (photo: Noomie Hector)
As this was a Last Man Standing match, there were no disqualifications, and that meant that everything was permissible. An old fox like me ain’t gonna be outdone easily, and I more than hammered the cowardly Malmsteen for the majority of the fight. It was a donnybrook all over downtown Stockholm, and the referee just let us go like wild dogs, serving only to administer a 10-count, should one of us not be able to rise to our feet in time.
It was a bloody affair at Göta Källare in Stockholm (photo: Noomie Hector)
I managed to nail Malmsteen with my trademark spike piledriver after I was hit with the title belt, cracking open the epidermis on my forehead. The blood flowed like wine into my eyes and I was loopy, not registering the fact that there were no pinfalls in this match. I was told that Anita threw a cold cup of water into Malmsteen’s face to help revive him, allowing him to blast me in the face a second time with his newly-acquired title belt. I didn’t make it to my feet in time for the 10-count and at that point it was too little too late and Malmsteen was able to gain another tainted victory.
Miss Agathe of Wrestling Stars, France
This coming weekend, I wrestle in France for the first time in five and a half years for the country’s biggest promotion, Wrestling Stars. From what I am told, my match will be a mixed tag, where I team with the sultry Miss Agathe against French ladies’ favorite, Jimmy Gavroche, and his rookie newcomer partner, Sara. This should prove to be an interesting bout, as the last mixed tag that I competed in was in the summer of 2012 in Japan alongside my Synapse teammate Syuri, where were kicked ass and took down names.
Jimmy Gavroche is a main player in French pro wrestling today.
So get ready Dreux, France, because “The Rebel” StarBuck is back to make an impact on Friday, November 7!
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